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From Bill's Wife...
Written by Brent   
Sunday, 03 August 2008 02:14

Who the hell knows if this is really true or not – but what the hell….

 

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old

English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.   Bill is no longer allowed to beat me with that old telephone, damn  it!

 

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified

kosher.   Who the hell is eating postage stamps?

 

The first product Motorola started to develop was a

record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.  Now we know where Apple stole the idea from

 

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. OJ Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail.”  No comment

 

 

Love Bill’s Wife

 

*Submitted Via Email*

 
Janie...From North Carolina
Written by Andy   
Friday, 01 August 2008 03:00

2008-07-31

 

 
Steve...From Washington State
Written by Andy   
Sunday, 27 July 2008 20:30

2008-07-27

 

 

As heard in episode 52. Sorry Brent!

 
From Kathi...
Written by Brent   
Sunday, 27 July 2008 02:38

Kathy sent the show an email in response to Episode 48, with Scott from Asian Brides Limited. We felt obligated to post this article about men, it's only fair I guess.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5..0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
·        Romance 9.5 and
·        Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

·        NBA 5.0,
·        NFL 3.0  and
·         Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

·        Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
·        Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·        Husband 1.0 is an operating system..

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0update.
·        If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
·        Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve me mory and performance. We recommend
·        Cooking 3.0 and
·        Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

*Submitted by Kathi via email*

 
Janet, brain washed by Andy....
Written by Brent   
Sunday, 27 July 2008 02:29


I just wanted to tell you guys I love you so much! What you do is awesome...I am so thankful you got such a hot guy like Andy working with you too:) 

Later Guys...
Janet
 
*Submitted via email*

 

 
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